If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Your dad touched me again.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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