im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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