Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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