I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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