You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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