She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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