I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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