Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
My vagina is very pro this idea
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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