I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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