I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
This house was built for laser tag.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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