So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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