i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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