Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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