hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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