im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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