Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I got inside last night via doggy door
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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