And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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