5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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