As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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