You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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