ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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