It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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