She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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