I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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