Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i am craving dick and cupcakes
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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