you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
my being single is dangerous.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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