hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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