even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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