Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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