My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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