Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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