ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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