Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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