how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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