I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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