no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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