nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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