some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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