i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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