the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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