I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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