dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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