some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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