I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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