I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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