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I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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