Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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