Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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