i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
She has the best kind of daddy issues
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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