oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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