Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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