I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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